Collection: Chicago Sucks

When most people think of Chicago, they imagine stuffing their face with deep dish pizza after a long hard day of shoveling snow out of their driveway, but there is so much more to do in the Windy City:

  • Reminisce about the city's many once-great sport teams
  • Gorge yourself on a Chicago Dog after a long hard day of shoveling snow out of your driveway
  • Wait for the CTA to fixed
  • Assault your throat with a drippy Italian Beef after a long hard day of shoveling snow out of your driveway
  • Demolish your B hole with a Jibarito after a long hard day of shoveling snow out of you driveway
  • Hopelessly investigate multi-layered government corruption
  • Stare at the Bean
  • and so much more...