Portland Sucks Mug (11oz)

Portland is often called "Hipster Holy Land" and "America's Best Kept Sh*thole", but what else puts this city on the map?

• High rent and higher roommates
• The unyielding wrath of gentrification
• Plaid-wearing guys with huge beards who don't know how to use an axe
• The exquisite bouquet of refined electric vehicle owner farts
• Weird people calling themselves weird as if it was a choice
• Highly educated baristas
• Unlistenable indie bands
• and probably so much more...

If you're looking for a place to host your next DMT bender in a windowless van, make Portland your next destination? Maybe, I guess?

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.: Material: 100% glossy ceramic
.: One size: 11oz (0.33l)
.: Choose between 12 different accent colors
.: Easy-grip C-shaped handle