Las Vegas Sucks

Las Vegas was once described as a sweaty gambling paradise for loosed-moraled boomers to achieve their dreams of betting big and liquidating their child's 529 during a blackout bender, but what else is this hangover-induced mirage known for?

  • The human trafficking capital of the Southwest
  • A bright and sunny escape for the dim and shady
  • A world-class marketplace for career sugar babies
  • A holy site for those with a questionable interpretation of traffic laws
  • A 24/7 soulless carnival for leathery drunks
  • Tijuana for passport-less aspiring sleazebags
  • A well-executed environmental disaster and a monument to man's hubris
  • A barren, hellish desert slum with the cultural depth of a kiddie pool

Come visit Las Vegas, where the only sure bet is disappointment.

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