Portland Sucks

Portland is often called "Hipster Holy Land" and "America's Best Kept Sh*thole", but what else puts this city on the map?

  • High rent and higher roommates
  • The unyielding wrath of gentrification
  • Plaid-wearing guys with huge beards who don't know how to use an axe
  • The exquisite bouquet of refined electric vehicle owner farts
  • Weird people calling themselves weird as if it was a choice
  • Highly educated baristas
  • Unlistenable indie bands
  • and probably so much more...

If you're looking for a place to host your next DMT bender in a windowless van, make Portland your next destination? Maybe, I guess?

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