Tampa Sucks

Everyone knows that the “B” in Tampa stands for Booming Economy, but what else does this great city have to offer?

  • Humidity
  • Kratom
  • Cockroaches
  • Sand roaches
  • Other types of roaches
  • Pub Subs
  • Serial Killers
  • Garbage islands
  • Sink holes
  • Unexplained Manatee body parts
  • Cigars

Find out why they call Tampa the sweaty and economically downtrodden Venice of Central Florida, explore our Tampa sucks collection today.

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