Washington DC Sucks

Find out why they call DC one of the top 500 east-coast cities to live in:

  • Gridlock Traffic: All day, Every day
  • Empty Promises
  • Hideous architecture
  • Pollution
  • Broken Dreams
  • Spineless & Corrupt Politicians
  • Inescapable Video Surveillance
  • Crumbing Democracy
  • No Representation
  • High Cost-of-Living
  • Free Museums

Remember, if you’re too ugly to make it in LA, and too slow to keep up in NY, you can always come home to DC.

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