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Las Vegas Sucks Mug (11oz)

Las Vegas Sucks Mug (11oz)

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Las Vegas was once described as a sweaty gambling paradise for loosed-moraled boomers to achieve their dreams of betting big and liquidating their child's 529 during a blackout bender, but what else is this hangover-induced mirage known for?

 

The human trafficking capital of the Southwest

A bright and sunny escape for the dim and shady

A world-class marketplace for career sugar babies

A holy site for those with a questionable interpretation of traffic laws

A 24/7 soulless carnival for leathery drunks

Tijuana for passport-less aspiring sleazebags

A well-executed environmental disaster and a monument to man's hubris

A barren, hellish desert slum with the cultural depth of a kiddie pool

Come visit Las Vegas, where the only sure bet is disappointment.

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.: Material: white ceramic with colored interior and handle
.: Available in one size: 11oz (0.33 l) 
.: Choose from multiple interior and handle colors
.: C-shaped handle
.: Glossy finish
.: Eye-catching color contrast
.: Lead and BPA-free

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