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Portland Sucks Mug (11oz)

Portland Sucks Mug (11oz)

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Portland is often called "Hipster Holy Land" and "America's Best Kept Sh*thole", but what else puts this city on the map?

 

High rent and higher roommates

The unyielding wrath of gentrification

Plaid-wearing guys with huge beards who don't know how to use an axe

The exquisite bouquet of refined electric vehicle owner farts

Weird people calling themselves weird as if it was a choice

Highly educated baristas

Unlistenable indie bands

and probably so much more...

If you're looking for a place to host your next DMT bender in a windowless van, make Portland your next destination? Maybe, I guess?

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.: Material: white ceramic with colored interior and handle
.: Available in one size: 11oz (0.33 l) 
.: Choose from multiple interior and handle colors
.: C-shaped handle
.: Glossy finish
.: Eye-catching color contrast
.: Lead and BPA-free

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