Portland Sucks Mug (11oz)
Portland Sucks Mug (11oz)
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Portland is often called "Hipster Holy Land" and "America's Best Kept Sh*thole", but what else puts this city on the map?
High rent and higher roommates
The unyielding wrath of gentrification
Plaid-wearing guys with huge beards who don't know how to use an axe
The exquisite bouquet of refined electric vehicle owner farts
Weird people calling themselves weird as if it was a choice
Highly educated baristas
Unlistenable indie bands
and probably so much more...
If you're looking for a place to host your next DMT bender in a windowless van, make Portland your next destination? Maybe, I guess?
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.: Material: white ceramic with colored interior and handle
.: Available in one size: 11oz (0.33 l)
.: Choose from multiple interior and handle colors
.: C-shaped handle
.: Glossy finish
.: Eye-catching color contrast
.: Lead and BPA-free
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